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NEWS FROM AFFUNNYSTAN الأخبار من أفنيستان “Islam is a peaceful religion.” (George W. Bush 9:11) “Slay the infidels wherever ye find them....” (Koran Sura 9:5)
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| Congratulations! You have arrived at NEWS FROM AFFUNNYSTAN’s website, representing the finest in unsolicited humor. Your visit is a testament to your exquisite taste and superior intellect. NEWS FROM AFFUNNYSTAN first published on 11 November 2001 to provide clear and concise reporting on the Battle of Afghanistan. Humor, like a disease, knows no boundaries. Soon the subject matter spread across the political and social landscape. However, the name NEWS FROM AFFUNNYSTAN continues, reminding us of 9/11 and the silly notion that Islam is a peaceful religion. |
NEWS FROM AFFUNNYSTAN also believes… …You’re compassionate when you reach in your own wallet, not someone else’s …Candlelight vigils should be outlawed, violators burned at the stake …You deserve a dictatorship if you think any politician is devoted to “public service” …John F. Kennedy Airport in NY should be returned to its original name: Idlewyld Airport |
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Infidel Counter Disclaimer: This site is based upon history, current events and complete fiction, and incorporates satire. If you are offended by the subject matter or deluded by your politics or religion into believing a government conspiracy or Jews caused 9/11, please EXIT THIS WEBSITE IMMEDIATELY AND MOVE TO FRANCE. Or you might want to RUSH to a 24/7 convenience store near you and purchase a sense of humor! |
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